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Press Release: Bunny Ranch Offers Free Tours to Tourists, Discounts for Furloughed Federal Workers

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103CARSON CITY, NEVADA – In response to the US government shutdown this week the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel (www.BunnyRanch.com) has announced it will offer free tours to tourists turned away from national parks and monuments, and a 50% discount on all “parties” for furloughed federal workers.

“We want to do our part to help reduce the suffering and pain being caused to innocent people because of the shutdown,” says Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof, whose seven legal brothel Nevada empire stretches from Las Vegas to Reno. “Tourists who can’t get into federal sightseeing spots can come to any of our brothels for a free tour, no charge. And for the federal workers who can’t go to work, come on down to the Bunny Ranch and party with our girls for half-off. It’s the least we can do!”

Hof says he is taking no sides in the Democrat-Republican dispute that has paralyzed the US government, but simply wanted to offer a “relief valve” for those most immediately affected by the political warfare.

“In the end the Bunny Ranch is about the ‘little guy,’ the regular folks out there that want to be able to go somewhere and relax, have fun with pretty girls, and be able to be a king for a day,” says Hof. “People come here for a break from reality, and if there was ever a time that called for a break from reality, this is it!”

And no one has to worry about any of Hof’s brothels experiencing a “shutdown,” even for a second – all of his locations are open 24/7/365.

Written by Adam Wilcox

October 4, 2013 at 8:03 am

Posted in Press Releases

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